1. My Friend's status from past 5 days is; "Driving", he must have reached Nepal by now ;).
2. When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.
3. When all else fails… Beer & Pizza.
4. The only bad thing about my seven figure salary is that it includes a decimal point.
2. When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.
3. When all else fails… Beer & Pizza.
4. The only bad thing about my seven figure salary is that it includes a decimal point.