Showing posts with label attitude status. Show all posts
Showing posts with label attitude status. Show all posts

Navratra Staus

  • सजा दरबार है और एक ज्योति जगमगाई है ,नसीब जागेगा उन जागरण करने वालो का …..वो देखो मंदिर में मेरी माता मुस्करायी है.. जय माता दी !!!

Dhoni Create WhatsApp Group!

Dhoni Create WhatsApp Group!



[Dhoni added Raina]
[Dhoni added Jadeja]
[Dhoni added Pandya]
[Dhoni added Yuvi]
[Dhoni added Rohit]
[Dhoni added Nehra]
[Dhoni added Ashwin]
[Dhoni added Dhawan]


Dhoni :- "Suno Sab Log"

Raina :- "Bolo Badebhai"
Yuvi :- "What"
Jadeja :- "Bhai Aadesh Do"

Dhoni :- "Aaj West Indies  Se Match Jitana Hai To Kohli Ko Bhadkana Padega"

Jadeja :- "HeHe...Done Bhai"

[Dhoni added Kohli]

Kohli :- "Hi...Guys"
Dhawan :- "Aa Gaya Angrej Ki Aulaad"
Kohli :- "Chup Be Bandar"🐒

Pandya :- "Kya Haal Hai Diljale AashiQ"
Kohli :- "Tu To Bol Hi Mat Kutte"

Jadeja :- "Kutte Se Yaad Aaya, Bhai Anushka Bhabhi Q Chhod Kar Bhaag Gai Aapko?"
Kohli :- "Group Me Private Baate Nahi Please"


Ashwin :- "Ghadha Bana Gai Isko"🐴
Kohli :-Chup Saale, Dhoni Ke Chamche"

Yuvi :- "Evening Me Dikha De Tera Power Taki Sabko Pata Chale Mere Bhai Ko Koi Ghadha Nahi Bana Sakta"
Kohli :- "_Ghurrrrrr__________"
Yuvi :- "Aisa Hi Gussa Banaye Rakhna Bhai"

Kohli :- "Chalo Main Jaa Raha Hun😡"
Dhoni :- "Kaha Chala Chhote?"
Kohli :- "Practice Karne"
Dhoni :- "Itani Dhoop Me?"
Kohli :- "Ghurrrrrr"
Dhoni :- "Take Care Of Yourself"

[Dhoni Removed Kohli]

Dhoni :- "Guys We will Win😜"
Yuvi :- "Ab Ye West Indies Ki Baja Kar Rakh Dega"
Dhawan :- "Main To So Raha Hun! Sham Ko Jaga Dena, Practice Ki Koi Jarurat Nahi Ab"
Wife dadagiri status

Wife dadagiri status


 हर स्त्री,पुरुष के साथ बराबरी चाहती है,  
 

मगर इस शर्त के साथ कि चूहे, छिपकली और कॉकरोच के साथ 
  

पुरुषअकेले ही निपटेगा !
Hindi status for meri gf

Hindi status for meri gf



आजकल वो लड़कियां Boyfriend के पैसे से मल्टीप्लैक्स में फिल्में देखने लगी है.
जो कभी, पड़ोसी के घर में जमीन पर बैठ कर शक्तिमान देखती थी.???