हर स्त्री,पुरुष के साथ बराबरी चाहती है,
मगर इस शर्त के साथ कि चूहे, छिपकली और कॉकरोच के साथ
पुरुषअकेले ही निपटेगा !
Someone on his status "Sleeping" ...since 3 Days! He's Probably dead.
Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :
I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card
A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”